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Why I Hate Fortune Cookies

On nearly every system I use, my ~/.bashrc calls “fortune -se”. When I logged in right now I just got the following:

“You will be successful in love.”

I won’t go into any details, but getting this exact quote today is about as ironic as it gets. Or maybe fortune just has a very strange interpretation of “succesful”.

Sweetmorn, The Aftermath 29, 3172 YOLD